‘SNL’ cold open revels in politics; Ramy Youssef prays for Palestinians and hostages


Amid an election year with promises of divergent visions of America, “Saturday Night Live” dove in to the politics of 2024 to find punchlines.

The show opened with a satirical television special celebrating Easter, “The Resurrection,” which recounts the story of three women who witnessed the return of Jesus.

It was quickly interrupted by a flash of light and smoke, with one of the characters asking, “Is it Jesus?”

“Basically, yes,” said James Austin Johnson as former President Donald Trump as he emerged from the flash.

He dismissed the three: “All right girls, you can go.”

Then he proceeded to peddle $60 Trump-branded bibles, which the real Trump unveiled Tuesday. They include copies of the nation’s founding documents and lyrics from the Lee Greenwood country song, “God Bless the U.S.A.”

“If you think this is a bad look, imagine how weird it would be if I started selling bibles,” Johnson’s Trump said. “Well, I’m selling bibles.”

He said God is the Beyoncé of the Trinity, presented a fit, muscular image of himself in the Garden of Eden (“My actual body,” he said), and said purchasers will receive a special Trump toaster.

It produces slices with the former president’s face on one side and the Hello Kitty logo on the other, Johnson’s Trump said.

Then he asked his audience to join him in a special, “Easter eve” recitation of the “Lord’s Prayer,” during which he skipped over lines with nonsensical sounds before his conclusion.

“In the name of the father, the son and the Easter Bunny, amen,” Trump said.

Comedian and actor Ramy Youssef hosted “SNL” and performed a monologue that extended the show’s focus on politics, and touched on the Israel-Hamas war.

He said he was in Upstate New York recently for a gig and noticed many Trump campaign posters, banners and yard signs. It made him reluctant, he said, to speak in Arabic in public when his mother called.

“Mother, peace be upon you and the prophet you know,” he said he told her in English. “You know which prophet. The best one. The last one.”

Ramy Youssef on "Saturday Night Live."
Ramy Youssef performs the opening monologue on “SNL” on Saturday.NBC News

He wondered if someone from President Joe Biden’s campaign would call again, as they did in 2020, when he was asked to stump for the president in Michigan, which has a significant Arab American population.

“Tell the Arabs to vote for Joe and you could change the course of American history,” Youssef said the campaign aide told him.

The request, he said, had him fantasizing about going to Michigan and making a real difference.

“Is this up to me?” he said. “Am I the guy?”

In his fantasy, he went to Michigan and campaigned for Biden among Arab Americans, going where they would be easily found, Youssef said. “I’m in every vape shop,” he said.

But Youssef said he decided against it. The comedian said now he would like to see a trans woman campaign for the job.

He circled back to prayers — “That’s all I can do right now.”

He said his friends constantly ask him to pray for them, and he does, except sometimes the prayers are for vastly different goals. He has prayed for freedom for Palestinians, for the hostages taken by Hamas militants in the Oct. 7 attack on Israel, for his friend whose family is suffering in Gaza.

Then there’s his friend’s dog, which has suffered in a custody battle after a breakup.

“Please free the people of Palestine, please,” Youssef said, recounting his prayers. “And please free the hostages. All the hostages. Please.”

He continued: “And while you’re at it, you know, free Mr. Bojangles. I mean, he’s a beautiful dog.”

“SNL” airs on NBC, a division of NBCUniversal, which is also the parent company of NBC News.



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Trump’s exaggerates claim that many Americans are ‘hostages’ in Afghanistan


WASHINGTON — When former President Donald Trump argues that President Joe Biden botched the 2021 American withdrawal from Afghanistan — a broad point that even some of Biden’s fellow Democrats will concede — he often laments what his campaign says are hundreds or thousands of U.S. citizens trapped in a country ruled by the Taliban.

“For 18 months, we lost nobody in Afghanistan. And then we had that horrible, horrible withdrawal where we lost 13 soldiers, 38 horribly wounded, left Americans behind,” Trump said in remarks after his Super Tuesday victories earlier this month.

“You have Americans right now still behind,” he continued. “Call them hostages, if you like.”

In a video his campaign released last week, Trump repeated the charge.

“We have many American people still living in Afghanistan, probably as hostages,” he said.

But two senior Biden administration national security officials told NBC News that the Taliban is holding two Americans that the U.S. government would like to see released. Other Americans in Afghanistan are there of their own volition, they said.

“Every American who wanted to leave has left,” the first official said. “In fact, we didn’t leave a single person behind. And we are also getting Afghan allies out every month.”

State Department officials said they could not provide an exact figure for how many U.S. citizens are in Afghanistan and have requested assistance in getting out of the country.

“It is impossible to say with certainty how many U.S. citizens are in Afghanistan today,” a State Department spokesperson said. “In the 30 months since our embassy closed, many U.S. citizens departed, returned, and departed again.”

One of the Americans being jailed by the Taliban, Ryan Corbett, started a microfinance company in the country during the war, fled with assistance from the U.S. government in 2021, and then returned in 2022. The harsh conditions he faces, and his deteriorating physical condition, have been detailed by onetime fellow prisoners who were released. He has not been charged with a crime.

The national security officials declined to name the other person whose release they are seeking but noted that person entered Afghanistan on a tourist visa after the 2021 evacuation.

“Both went to Afghanistan AFTER we left,” the first official said in a text message.

At least 67,000 Afghans have applied for what are known as special immigrant visas created for local nationals who supported the U.S. mission in the country, according to State Department officials. At least 20,000 Afghans have been found eligible for those visas and are moving forward in the process.

Since regaining power, the Taliban have reportedly killed at least 200 members of the Afghan security forces, which fought alongside U.S forces. The Taliban have also banned girls over the age of 11 from attending school, the only government in the world to do so.

The ban is enforced unevenly across Afghanistan, but an unknown number of Afghan women are believed to also want to leave the country.

Karoline Leavitt, a spokeswoman for Trump, defended the former president’s argument.

“President Trump is absolutely right to call out Joe Biden for his betrayal of Americans in Afghanistan,” Leavitt said in a statement. “Biden’s calamitous withdrawal left hundreds, if not thousands, of citizens behind and led to the tragic deaths of 13 U.S. Service Members at Abbey Gate.”

Abbey Gate is the location outside the Kabul Airport where 13 American service members were killed in a terrorist attack as the U.S. evacuated Afghanistan in August 2021.

“Now the Taliban has regained control of the country using billions of dollars of our military equipment, and radical terrorists are emboldened across the entire region,” Leavitt said.





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Thousands of Israelis demand release of hostages at rallies


Thousands of Israelis demonstrated for the release of hostages held by the Islamist Hamas and against Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and his government on Saturday evening.

People in Tel Aviv shouted, “Time is running out, bring them home!” according to Israeli media reports.

The demonstrators set several small fires on the streets in the city centre and blocked a main traffic route.

Their calls were also directed against Netanyahu, whose critics say has failed to manage the crisis following the attacks by Palestinian Islamist Hamas on southern Israel in October, triggering the current war.

Protesters say Netanyahu is focusing more on ensuring his political survival than the release of the hostages kidnapped and taken to Gaza in the October 7 attacks. “Whoever abandoned them must bring them back!” they shouted.

Demonstrators demanded that Netanyahu’s government resign and new elections be held, as was the case in similar rallies held since the war broke out.

One speaker said: “My cousin Ofer has been a prisoner of Hamas for 169 days. And we have been prisoners of our government for 169 days.”

Up to 240 people were taken hostage by the Hamas militants who killed some 1,200 in their attacks. Israel responded with overwhelming ground and air attacks on Gaza, aiming to crush Hamas.

Just over 100 hostages were released during a ceasefire in November. Israel estimates some 100 hostages in Gaza are still alive.

The US, Egypt and Qatar have been mediating in ongoing negotiations to secure their release of the hostages in return for Palestinian prisoners being held in Israeli jails.

Several hundred people also demonstrated in front of Netanyahu’s official residence in Jerusalem on Saturday evening. “Decisive negotiations are taking place in Qatar these days,” said a speaker whose brother is among the hostages. “Israel’s government must not let this opportunity pass.”

People demonstrate against the Israeli government and demand the return of Israeli hostages taken by Hamas. Cindy Riechau/dpa

People demonstrate against the Israeli government and demand the return of Israeli hostages taken by Hamas. Cindy Riechau/dpa



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